Funny Lines in the Movies

What are your favorite funny movie quotes? Here are 10. The samples are random, but they might include some of your favorites.

1. Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen): The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

Love and Death

2. Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner): I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

3. Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx): I’ve got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Duck Soup

4. Scarecrow (Ray Bolger): I haven’t got a brain... only straw.

Dorothy (Judy Garland): How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain?

Scarecrow: I don’t know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don’t they?

Dorothy: Yes, I guess you’re right.

Wizard of Oz

5. Cher (Alicia Silverstone): Do you prefer fashion victim or ensemblelly challenged?
Clueless

6. George (Rupert Everett): It’s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.
My Best Friend’s Wedding

7. Clarice (Jody Foster): If you didn’t kill him, then who did, sir?

Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.

Silence of the Lambs

8. There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Airplane

9. Major Strasser (Conrad Veidt): What is your nationality?

Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart): I’m a drunkard.

Capt. Louis Renault (Claude Rains): That makes Rick a citizen of the world.

Casablanca

10. Mrs. White (Madeline Kahn): "Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable."
Clue

Am I missing some? Tell me your favorites!

Comments (3):

Mike @ 06/19/2009 ( 5:15:07 PM )
A movie I am almost ashamed to admit I liked - "Who's Harry Crumb" starring John Candy in the title roll. Candy plays a bumbling detective who stumbles his way to solving the case. He is very creative in developing disquises, but doesn't think through the whole role. Going under cover in a beauty salon he get glittered up as a French hair designer and makes up a French sounding name so complicated the receptionist ask him to spell it. Of course he hadn't thought that through so he simply responseds "uh, try it with a 'D.'" Ok not for every one, but I laughed very hard and long.
mike @ 06/19/2009 ( 5:19:43 PM )
You got me thinking of others - In Analyze this Billy Crystal is the typical phsychiatrist and perscribes hitting a pillow to help Robert DiNero, the mafioso, relieve stress. DiNero, in character pulls out an automatic pistol and shoots the pillow three times. In Response, Crystal asks: "feel better?" DiNero: Yea, Yea I do!"
MIKE @ 06/19/2009 ( 5:26:32 PM )
James Bond surprises his female advisary in the shower and as she is preparing to exit the shower she asks Bond: Arn't your going to give me something tow wear? He hands her a pair of stilettos.