Something is said, but what is meant is completely different. That's irony for you. Remember "Titanic?” Some said God had a hand in its sinking on its maiden voyage. Why? “Even God Can’t Sink This Ship” was carved into its bow. You don’t mess with the boss.
One ironic quote is “clear as mud.” It’s a deliberate joke describing a bizarre statement or explanation. Some are more fun. The exit of a cemetery may have a road sign that says “dead end.” One duck hunting lodge has a joking sign saying “fowl language spoken here.”
Another irony is about the long-awaited governor’s pardon that arrives just a few minutes late -- and the convict is history. There’s a great greeting card that says, “I can’t believe it! I just met Mr. Right!” Open it up and it says, “He’s taking Mrs. Right and the kids out for pizza.”
Keep your eyes open. The contradictory or the lame brained expressions are all around you.
http://www.acomicallife.com/blog/2009/04/27/hidden-ironies-of-life.html


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